Last opportunity to redeem your soul before Judgment Day!

Important changes:

Since a number of people who can access the Internet couldn't access my full unadulterated website, I deleted it. It took HOURS of automated CONTINUOUS retries before the stupid stubborn pirates who are on my back 24/7 let me update this home page. This is why only this pdf brochure teaser and this open letter to those who peeled clementines will remain online until no one is prevented from becoming my student any more. My friends and people I know can pick up a USB key with the full pdf brochure at my place according to the instructions I will occasionally and for as long as necessary display on my car's window panes.